Trapped Between a Cock and a Hard Place

The holidays are always a fun time because I usually try to go home and spend time with my family. We do the holidays a little different in Hawaii as I think you can imagine, its not like we have snow and cold weather and the need for hot chocolate or fireplaces right? I think I spent Christmas day surfing with my little sister, fun huh?

Its also kind of strange because everything hits at once. We have Christmas which is nice for family and hanging out and New Years is always a blast and then we get into January and we hit my birthday just a few days into it. So a lot of times instead of me getting a big birthday party it just kind of gets wrapped up into New Years. After all, even a few days later people aren't really ready to start partying again and even the ones who are always seem to want to start their diets after the first so they're totally lame. I have one friend who insists on not drinking in January, which is fine except he's not as much fun when he's sober. Not that I'm condoning alcoholism but there is an arguement that theres just some people who need to drink in order to be likable and this one friend happens to fit into that catagory.

The other issue of course is presents. I've got about 10 days between Christmas and birthday which you would think would be enough of a spread to collect double the loot but it never worked out that way. Even when I was younger I always thought the people born in June were super cool because theres just no way you can combine presents for that. From my family I get the usual family type gifts, my parents don't think I wear enough clothing so clearly their way of telling me this is by giving me more in the hopes that I might cover up my body, like that's going to happen. I have a sister who knows what I'm into but she's kind of scared of the whole thing so her version of being open minded was to give me an Olivia calendar which is actually pretty cool, its all these models who are then drawn up and doing all kinds of tame but sexy fetish things. I'm sure some of you are familiar with it.

This of course is in direct opposition to anything my friends in Los Angeles give me. See between Christmas and birthday is open season for giving presents, I love presents so they kind of drift in over that period. Its not like oh your birthday is today, here's a gift its more like this is a late Christmas/early birthday gift. So anyway, from them I tend to get a lot of whips and dildos. Now I love a good vibrator, hey, sometimes a girl has to take care of herself and I'm definately no exception, as a matter of fact, I probably need a lot more attention between my legs than most girls. Let's face it, I'm doing this for the attention but also because it gets me off totally. If a pussy juice factory ever opened to bottle the stuff I'm sure they'd call me. Imagine all that perfectly good pussy juice going to waste. Oh the shame of it!!

But here's the thing, I get that their hearts are in the right place and all but how many fucking vibrators does a girl need? Seriously? I'm pretty sure that once you get into double digits, its just overkill. Granted I'm a big fan of the big pink jelly dildo, its masculine and feminine all at once plus it feels so good going in that it really works for me, but its not like I can use 11 vibrators at once, I can handle 2 pretty comfortably, maybe 3 if you're not interested in hearing what I have to say.

I get a lot of gift cards too. Gift cards have really taken off lately which is odd because theyre just as impersonal as cash except not as good. You're forced to spend it at one place and if its not a place you shop at you're pretty screwed. I think the stores love them though because I read something like 20% of gift cards never get redeemed and the ones that are either are left with value on them or the people have to buy more than the value to use it all up. Any way you slice it, the store wins! The problem I have is that none of the really kinky fetish places are issuing gift cards. That would be nice, a gift card with a big photo of some chained up slave bitch in skin tight latex. Thats the problem with fetish clothes is its a hard gift to give because of sizing and fit and most places that sell it have a no return policy on it so that's where gift cards would be perfect!

Anyway, I had a great New Years and we went to this Vietnamese friend's house thats on the beach. She had her whole family there and they sat around and sang Vietnamese karaoke all night until the countdown. I think a couple of them passed out on the beach and I was too lazy to do anything cruel to them. I finally went to bed all alone, by myself, no cocks in my pussy or ass, no pussies snuggled up next to my mouth, around 4 am. I know, sad isn't it! See, as much as I love Hawaii, I don't get a lot of action here, but luckily I'll be back in Los Angeles soon and this little 3 hole slanty eyed bitch will be ready for more fun. Have a great year and lots of fun and don't forget to be naughty, not that someone who wants to be punished really needs a reason to do something wrong anymore than someone who wants to punish you needs an excuse right? So now I have to go exercise, always a challenge, but even more so after 7 shots of tequila, which for a girl who's under 100 pounds is way way more than I should have been drinking!