Excuses are like Assholes; Everyone Has One and They're Fun to Play With

First, I know I didn't post anything for a while and I could come up with all kinds of excuses for it and I have and I'd like to share some of them with you. First, I've been really busy! I know everyone says this but its true. Not just tied up either but just all kinds of stuff going on. Okey that's a lame excuse, lets see if I can come up with something better right? Well, I did start playing this online game called Second Life. This thing seriously will ruin your life. I've never really been into cybersex so much (not even in the Second Life) but I always enjoyed having great conversations with people about fetish and exploring things and just to meet and talk with really interesting people, that is just so cool to do!

Anyway, so I started messing around with this thing (if you didn't think I was a total geek before, you probably do now, the only difference is that I like to do it while wearing latex and being chained) and they had these areas where you could meet some very cool people but in this virtual world and have really interesting conversations. Sure they have the cybersex thing going on too but it was nicer than a typical chatroom because it just felt like there was more interaction or something, maybe not.

So what other excuses can I come up with? Well I did go back to Hawaii for a couple months and my internet was spotty at best. The spam in my email box has gotten so bad that I'm literally getting 1000 spams for every real email. Time to change the address huh? See but that's my problem, I'm just way lazy and for me to get around to doing even the simplest of things that in the long run would actually save me time is a real effort!

Okey, moving on, I have been going to a few parties for bondage and a lot of play. I stopped going to a couple of the regular parties I was going to because I didn't really like a lot of the kinds of people who were going. There used to be some really cool people that I could hang out with and talk with and even play with some, both in a dominant or a submissive position. Then a lot of those people stopped going for one reason or another and the kinds of people left were either ones who didn't really believe in good hygiene which freaks me out. Hey I put a lot of effort into making myself look good and I maintain and take care of myself (the lazy comment from above obviously doesn't apply here), so is it so much that I expect the same effort from those around me? I don't think so! The other kind were a lot of lurkers and just some people who seemed really wierd, like the kind who would likely jump you in the parking lot of the Vons and throw you in the trunk of their car. I love a good kidnap fantasy as much as the next girl but the keyword is fantasy and if its not safe or consensual, its just not something I'm going to do (and for those of you who now think you can stakeout the Vons waiting for me to shop the joke is on you...I shop at Pavillions so there!)

So anyway, some of the cool people started doing their own private little thing which was nice and since I'm cool too, I get invited! Its like being in high school except with less drinking and more nudity. No seriously though one person has a farm so theyve been doing some ponygirl things which is fun. I went once but its kind of far and also time was an issue because refer to my laundry list of excuses from above. I was going through my email because I try to get everything taken care of at least at the beginning of the month, you know, new month, start fresh, that sort of thing and everyone was like gah, what the fuck is the matter with you, its like you don't call, you don't write. I had no idea that so many Jewish mothers were fans of my webcage! But it had been a while and I'm going to try to post more often seriously, though next time I think my excuse might be that I was chained up under the house for the last 6 months and survived on popcorn and KY Lubricant!