I'm going to not talk about Anal Sex today.

I didn't really get much of a response when I asked either for other T.V. characters that made people hot or even about whether Lana Lang was dominant or submissive. Seriously, I want to know because I can't decide if she would be hotter as a slavegirl or as a dominatrix. So we'll try this again and this time I expect to hear your thoughts on this. I'm already putting together my little Lana Lang fantasy (in this one I'm going to make her my little slave whore on a leash) so hopefully that will encourage you to be more vocal about your fantasies.

Today I was going to talk about anal sex and I had a whole thing in mind about it which was triggered by a girl who wrote me and said she loved anal sex but hadn't really explored vaginal sex, so I thought I would talk about me being a three hole girl (or as my friends and I like to joke, three holes, no waiting!) and maybe go into some detail about that. Instead I started to write a big thing about the current illegal immigration movement and what my opinions were about it and then after writing like ten long paragraphs about it I realized that I had definately strayed off the original topic which was supposed to be anal sex. This isn't the first time I got distracted by something I had an opinion on, this happens sometimes.

I remembered the thing I've tried to keep in mind with my webcage for a long time though its not always easy. I always try to keep my opinions about politics and religion out of the way here. After all, both Democrats and Republicans can equally enjoy being chained up, whipped and forced to lick my boots when I'm in a dominatrix kind of mood and when I'm not I'm sure they can equally enjoy the sight of me or some other cute slavegirl chained up like a dog in a collar and on a leash, right? And who hasn't enjoyed a naughty little Catholic schoolgirl (it's always the innocent looking ones who are the wildest), I know I love to dress up as a schoolgirl slut sometimes!

So even though I may have strong opinions about some things, I try not to discuss them here. It's not that I don't want to hear your opinions or to share mine, I'm happy to do that, but maybe that's better to do in chat or email. This webcage is about bondage and fetish and other related fun things and I think if people wanted to talk about politics or policy or whatever, they would go to a website, radio show or tv show for it. After all, this should be a place where we can talk about all of our fetish desires, fantasies and experiences, and its already a challenge just to get more people to open up about that, I don't really want for our conversations here to digress into political based discussions but rather to stay on track and keep them sexual based. Now if only we could get everyone to talk sex instead of politics or religion, I think this country would be a much more relaxed and fun place, don't you?

So that's my thing. By the time I wrote the long thing and then realized that it drifted away from the original point, I had already put so much time into it that I didn't have enough time to really get into detail about anal sex (which I don't limit to just a cock but pretty much any kind of fun toy you might want to use in my ass as well).

To make up for my lack of the fun anal sex topic today which instead was replaced by my rambling about the fact that I didn't write about what I was going to write about which was a diversion from what I meant to write about (does that make any sense?) I think instead we should play the ask me a question game (it's not really a game because you don't win anything, sorry). Some guy sent me a thing saying I could ask any three questions, so naturally one was about Lana Lang's role in bondage play but it got me thinking that it might be fun to open it up that way for me too, so if you have any question at all, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, sexual or random, ask it and while I can't guarantee that you'll like the answer, I promise to answer 100% truthfully to the best of my knowledge. So let's try this and see how it goes and if you're still interested, maybe next time we can talk about anal sex.

My Smallville / Lana Lang Bondage Fantasies

I was putting my myspace profile back together yesterday and there was a part that asks about my favorite t.v. shows. I don't really watch a lot of t.v. but there are a few shows I like, but after giving it some thought, I realized that some shows I watch just because I have an attraction to one of the actors. For example, a few years ago I used to watch a show called "Dark Angel" simply because I thought Jessica Alba was delicious and her outfits were definately a turn on for me. The show itself went from decent to mediocre to questionable and eventually got cancelled, and I suspect that my motivation for watching the show was probably pretty similar to a lot of guys and probably some other girls too. Don't get me wrong, I've watched shows because of an attraction to guys too. The obvious being ER because of George Clooney. I really didn't care about the show itself, but George was and still is quite tasty. I wouldn't mind being on his leash. Ruff ruff!

But those shows are in the past for me and the latest show that I pretty much only watch for my own sexual interest is Smallville. I know you're probably thinking I've got a thing for the guy who plays Clark Kent, and I admit he does have nice eyes, but you would be wrong. Maybe its just his character but I'm just not usually attracted to wishy washy guys who can't make up their minds and don't go for what they want. This guy spends half his time standing around moaning and complaining about Lana Lang and the other half saving her from something. I'm convinced that Lana must have a frequent visitor card to the hospital because she lands in there at least once per episode. Which brings us to the real (and pretty much only) reason I bother with Smallville...the girl who plays Lana Lang.

Okay, I get that she's an actress or whatever but unless the actress is into lesbian bondage with cute Asian/Hawaiian girls, this is fantasy we're talking about here which means I can say and think whatever I want and its okay. It also means I don't have to refer to her by her actual actress name but rather by the name of the character she plays. It's just so much easier that way isn't it? Why be bogged down with reality anyway? It just gets in the way.

Seriously though, I have a total Lana Lang fetish at this point. I know I'm not the only one because let's face it, the girl wouldn't be on the show if she wasn't sexy. Everyone on that show is hot; it's a requirement. More than once I have drifted off in thoughts of being Lana's secret little bondage slave, chained up and obeying her every command, or maybe even switching things up and taking her as my bitch on a leash. She seems to be a pretty small girl, close to my size. I think I could take her as long as that nosy Clark Kent doesn't get in my way. Of course in my fantasy, Clark, having to be the in control hero all the time, probably would get off on taking on a more submissive role.

For those of you who aren't familiar with the show or the girl who plays the role of Lana Lang, you probably have no clue what I'm talking about, but for those of you who do, I'm curious of you see Lana as a submissive or a dominant and how if at all would Clark fit in? Let me know! Maybe we can make a hot fetish story out of it.

So now you know about a few of the t.v. hotties that have made my little pussy get wet for in the past (or the one that currently does it for me). I know I'm not the only one who has gotten off on t.v. characters (not necessarily the actors though) like this so I want to hear what characters have made you start fantasizing about erotic exploits and what kinds of fantasies did you have. I think this will be a very interesting topic, and if we can get a good discussion going (maybe in the forum section under fantasies?) then I can go into more detail about my current Lana Lang bondage fantasy as well as developing it more.

Maliia the trouble maker gets the boot again

I'm back from being all tied up. Yes there was bondage fun involved for some of it and I think I will probably post a message about some of that experience in the forums section later. I have lots of email and other stuff backed up so I'm hoping to get hrough that today. I already took a quick look through my email box and tried to filter out the spam. No I'm not interested in a penis enlargement (though I'm not opposed to enjoying a penis from time to time) nor do I want a fake Rolex, refinance mortgage deal, diet supplements or millions of dollars from a Nigerian dictator. I keep getting all of this spam though and as annoying as it is, I have to think that someone, somewhere is actually buying this stuff. If they didn't, the spam would stop because it wouldn't be profitable.

Once I cleaned up my inbox a little bit I had a very disturbing notification from the people at Myspace. A few weeks ago I worked really hard to put together a very cool Myspace profile. I thought it would be a great way not only to get involved with another community but also it could help me build up my own little community here at my webcage. It worked pretty well and not only did I have a great time but a lot of people found the webcage by enjoying my profile at Myspace. This brings us to the disturbing notification which was that my profile was deleted with no appeal and no hope for retrieval supposedly because of one of several reasons. As I read through the list, I couldn't find anything I really did wrong although the photos I posted could have been seen as sexual in nature in that they showed me in some really sexy fetish outfits, fishnets, etc, there wasn't any nudity at all. That's the only thing I thought it could be other than perhaps some of the language I used in my profile (maybe they aren't too fond of people talking about the fun stuff between their legs, I don't know).

Anyway, the whole experience, though frustrating, reminded me of how my little webcage came to exist in the first place. A few years ago I was on America Online. One day I realized that they gave free space for members to setup a homepage and some tools to make it easy to figure out. I knew nothing about webpages at all, but I thought hey, the space is there, why not? So I setup a one page thing that was really tame. It had I think one very normal photo of me and in the page I talked about fetish and bondage of course but it was all totally tame. Nothing graphic or even detailed, just a nice intelligent discussion of some of the things that were interesting to me. I worked pretty hard on it too, but a week or two later, AOL deleted it saying it was inappropriate. This really wasn't that risque though, I've seen wilder stuff on network t.v. during prime time.

So I didn't want to go through the trouble of dealing with them anymore. Clearly any discussion that is even remotely fun would get banned so next I thought I would try Geocities. They had free webspace and I had so much fun doing the first one, I figured I could try again. Unfortunately their web tools were a little more complicated and it took me two weeks to figure out how to do just one page. I was just totally slogging through html, trying to figure out how different changes in code changed the page, but eventually not only did I again have a one page site up, but I had an idea about how html worked too. Again it wasn't a risque page, just two or three photos of me and a very tame, non-graphic discussion of some bondage and fetish things. You can probably see where this is going, sure enough in a couple of weeks, that one got banned too. Well I was pretty tired of working so hard to build something so simple and unoffensive and I decided that I wasn't going to go through that again. So, armed with a little html knowledge I registered my domain name, maliia.com, and figured I would go in the other direction and make my site as graphic and wild as I wanted it to be.

It turned out to be a good move and I think a lot of people have enjoyed my little webcage since then. It's definately grown a lot from that one page site from before and its certainly a lot more fun too, both here in the open area and of course in the protected area too with all of the thousands of photos and original stories. I never could have done all of this with AOL or Geocities so I guess that what happened was for the best.

So that's the story of how the webcage came to exist, but when I got kicked off of Myspace despite again, having a very tame profile with fairly tame pictures, it reminded me of those early issues. Unlike before though, I actually grew a brain this time and had a copy of exactly how my profile was setup before so luckily, it only takes a few minutes to set it up again. I will probably try to be a little more careful about wording or photos over there just in case, but it was just annoying more than anything, not for myself but for all of the great people who were finding this cool webcage through it. There are also other great communities that are more open minded and certainly more accepting of bondage and fetish, so if you know of those, please drop me a note so I can go check them out and maybe setup a profile there.

Also, I wanted to thank you for all of the great thoughts and comments about my last post. I thought that the talk about collars would be a lot of fun and it was! I have more fun things I really want to talk about, I just have to get to it but stuff keeps coming up that I also want to share and talk about so there you go. Anyway, I hope you will get involved with the forum section if you haven't already and be sure to enjoy the featured photo and story which I'm trying to change out every few days.

Asian Puppy Slaves, Collars and Pussy Juice.

I just got an email today from someone asking me if I was collared. I get asked this a lot, and not only from people who visit my website but also people at parties, clubs and private events ask me this too. Sometimes they ask the question because they are just curious about who owns a cute little brown girl like and sometimes they're asking because of course if the answer is that I'm not collared, which is the answer by the way, then they start to think about me being owned by them. In the very least it means they can play with me if I'm okey with it, which is its someone I've known for a long time and trust, is not out of the realm of possibility.

So this whole term of collaring got me thinking about what that really means. Of course the idea is that to wear someone's collar means that you're owned by them. That makes sense. I guess in a simpler way its not that different from any other pet you might own like a dog. You buy a collar for a dog, it has the owner's name and registration on the tag along with the pet's name. Life is good and anyone who sees the dog knows that its owned by someone and anyone who is curious about the dog only has to look at the tag for the details.

Some slavegirls and I guess owners too view a collar as being a very important symbol either of the status of the relationship or of the submissive or whatever. Being collared, not unlike getting a nice big diamond ring on your finger, can make a slavegirl (or boy) feel loved, special, wanted, etc. Many of these submissives take special pride in their collar and some collars are even particularly fancy (let's face it, the dog collar that Paris Hilton's dog might wear is probably a lot fancier than the average Wal-Mart brand dog collar). Isn't it neat how I keep making these comparisons between slaves and dogs? There's a reason for that actually.

As you probably already know, I'm totally into humilation, exhibition and objectification. I love ponygirl play but even more I love to be treated like a puppy or owned pet. That's totally hot. For me a collar isn't just a symbol of ownership, however temporary, control or even status, but also a device to further my own humiliation and enhance the experience of being a pet. When a collar, especially a dog collar, is locked (this is important because when its actually locked, I have no choice but to wear it, just as a dog has no choice in wearing its collar) around my neck and then I'm put on a leash, its so exciting for me that its almost like an instant horny button. Its almost like turning a handle on a faucet. Just lock on the collar and my pussy starts dripping. Put on a the leash for it to drip harder. I'm still working on how to get hot and cold running pussy juice, but since I haven't figured that one out yet, you'll just has to settle for it the way it comes out of my cute little fuck hole. Sound fair?

So that's the thing for me with a collar. I don't think I'll ever be the kind of slavegirl who gets into the symbolism and comfort of a collar. I know a slavegirl is there to serve and not be concerned with her own pleasure or comfort but I'm just not that kind of slave. I'm in this for selfish reasons. I just love the way it makes me feel and while having such a strong focus on my own pleasure is hardly slavegirl like, the upside is that if the other person (or people as can be the case sometimes) get their pleasure from the other side of it, then everyone wins.

I'm really trying hard to stick to one subject here, so in keeping with the theme of collars, I thought I would add that its not just one type of collar that gets me crazy. I'm flexible that way. Of course as I already mentioned, my tight little pussy definately drips from being in a dog collar, but I also like the restriction of a wide posture collar. I especially like this kind when I'm in leather bondage, like in a leather single arm binder (I LOVE how those make my body look by the way, with my shoulders forced back, my tiny tits sticking out and my back arched...its VERY hot), definately gagged with this look and if my legs are restricted too or I'm locked into a harness...even better!

It's not just leather collars that I love though, I also like metal collars. There's something so demeaning and slave like about it. I admit I have been locked into a metal collar and manacles before with thick chains locked to the rings. They were extremely heavy, very uncomfortable and I felt like they were cutting into my skin. Still, the look was very hot and my own awareness of how much of a low, worthless little animal it made me into was very humiliating which translates into very exciting for me. A friend, J.G. Leathers, who I still want to get to start contributing to my little webcage, turned me on to a company that makes custom metal (stainless steel I think) collars and cuffs that are just gorgeous! Seriously. This is something you could wear out and while you might get some curious looks, you would still look totally cool like you won't believe. Going out in acollar (or even other bondage attire or gear) has never been a problem for me (that goes back to my need to be exhibited and displayed) and I don't mind being dragged around in public on a leash, but for me the issue isn't my own feeling of humiliation under that circumstance but rather I don't want to impose my own lifestyle on people who aren't into that scene. I think it's just rude to force people who are otherwise doing their own thing in a public place to be subjected to an overt display. Obviously if you're at a fetish party or club or a swing club some other event or convention or something where just by being there the people have shown an acceptance of alternative lifestyles and a willingness to be exposed to them, well that's different and really that's the best place to do lots of exhibition, display and public humiliation. Having said that, as you can read from some of my experiences, I have done plenty of things in the public realm, but in most cases I think its stuff that while humiliating for me, wasn't necessarily exposing too many people to a lifestyle that they may not be interested in seeing anything about. I definately wouldn't want to contribute to a bad impression of us bondage lovers. See, I should be a good representative or poster girl (or poster slavegirl in this case) of what a good bondage lover is like. Maybe we'd have more bondage lovers if that were the case huh?

So that's the thing. I'm obviously not collared, whether or not I ever will be on any kind of permanent basis isn't something I worry about or even think about. I'm a different kind of slavegirl than many who are in the scene but that's okey. There are some people in the fetish scene who oddly are very closed minded and believe that there's only one way to play or to act and of course its their way. I on the other hand take a very open minded attitude. Whatever happens between consenting adults thats done safely is probably cool. I'm not the judging type so I'm not going to judge anyone else and I would hope they don't judge me either for the way I explore the fetish lifestyle. Of course I'm sure that some people still will and that's fine too. I'd rather spending my time being a chained up little oriental fuck toy wearing a dog collar, a leash to control me, and not much else.

Speaking of collars, I'm going to be all tied up for the next few days and of course when you're all tied up you can't access the internet or respond to email but don't worry because I'll catch up with everything when I'm free again okey?

My New Phone Makes me a Cool Girl...Not!

I am really excited because more people have been contributing their thoughts to my little webcage both here in my web log and to the forums. I hope this trend continues because I think that the more interactive things are, the more fun it will be so if you have any thoughts or whatever, share them okey? Also, I'm running a little behind on email right now but I'm going to try to catch up so if you wrote me and it wasn't one of these messages like "come suck my cock bitch, my number is..." then I will respond but I'm just slow right now.

Sometimes when I'm writing this thing I start with one idea and I kind of go all over the place. It's not very well organized sometimes and definately not thought out beforehand and I think it shows. I'm pretty sure that today's writing falls into the all over the place catagory. I hope you can stand it.

So here's the thing, I got a new cell phone yesterday, I'm very excited about it. It's a pink Razr phone and its pretty cool. I got it free for renewing my cell phone service contract and now I look like a poor but Asian version of Paris Hilton. You believe that right? Maybe not. But anyway, I got this one not only because the pink was nice and girlie which is good, I like girlie things sometimes, but also it was really thin which I like because unlike a lot of women, I don't like to carry around a big bag with a lot of crap. I try to be efficient about things. I don't even know half the things this phone does and I don't really care either. I just like having something I can call my friends on and my old phone was so beat up that it didn't even work half the time.

I was thinking though about cell phones and manners and stuff. I've always tried to be extra courteous with it but I wonder if I'm the only one. I try not to drive and talk at the same time. I see these people (there's a lot of them here in Los Angeles) who are holding a cell phone with one hand, something else with the other (book, magazine, map, food, makeup, etc) and how they're driving I don't know. I hate getting behind these people because they slow down to a crawl, realize that they've nearly stopped in the middle of the 405 freeway for no reason other than the fact that they weren't paying attention, then speed up again only to slow down again. That is of course when they're not weaving around. Driving takes enough focus and energy that the phone glued to the ear is just another distraction. I'm not sure how I feel about those fancy cars with the phone built in. Maybe that's okey because its not that different from talking to a passenger or something. I'm not sure. So anyway, if you see me driving my little Jeep down the road and I get a call, I usually will pull over if I can and deal with it.

I used to love going to the movies too. Seriously, I love movies, but lately I've started to rethink the whole experience. I know I'm not the only one because the movie business has been making a big deal to try and get people to see movies in the theatre. The thing is, it's really expensive to see a movie in the theatre, very few movies over the last year were actually any good and worth it and most movies come out on DVD within a couple of months of being in the theatre anyway. I was at a movie last week (don't ask which movie but it was one of those that looks pretty cool in the previews but then pretty much sucks) and they played the commercial before the movie to turn off your cell phones (don't get me started though on the commercials at the movies, I hate the idea of paying like $10 to watch commercials. I can do that at home for free). Right after that commercial ended they started the movie. This guy in front of me pulls out his cell phone and starts texting someone. That was kind of annoying because the screen was all lit up, but I ignored it. But then another guy picks up his phone and starts dialing out. I turned to my friend and I said I hope that guy isn't making a call in here. He turned around and said "that guy is making a call and its none of your damn business". That was kind of rude I thought so I said he should take it in the lobby which he refused to do. In the meantime the movie is going on and this guy is sitting there having an extra loud conversation just to spite us. What's the point of paying all that money to go see a movie and then talk on the cell phone through the whole thing. I just don't get it. Not only would I never make a call in the middle of a theatre like that, but I actually turn my cell phone off. Am I the only person on the planet with any cell phone manners at all? So my conclusion was that I don't think I'll be going to the movies for a while. Its just too much trouble and its easier to watch it at home.

So this whole cell phone ettiquette thing got me wondering if the way we treat each other is going downhill in general. There are plenty of people who try to get away with things they know they shouldn't be doing, and then when they get caught they don't take responsibility for their actions but instead blame someone or something else. Or maybe my view is clouded by the fact that in Los Angeles there's a disproportionate amount of egotistical self centered losers and its not so bad elsewhere. I know in Wailuku, Maui where I'm from, people are generally still nice to each other. Or maybe I'm just getting old. Soon I'll be sitting on the porch in a rocking chair complaining about these damn kids and that noise they call music. It's wierd, I'm actually a very positive person. No really, I am!

See, this is what happens to me. I have all these really hot sexual things to talk about and then I get distracted by some other issue. This is the way my life is by the way. If you ever hang out with me, I WILL drive you crazy, its a sure bet. I do this all the time, we'll be going to dinner and I'll say I want make a quick stop somewhere and that reminds me of something else and then half the night is gone and we never did get to dinner. I think it definately takes a lot of patience to hang out with a girl like me. Sure I'm a really cute little whore who loves to be chained like an animal, but I'm also quirky huh? Hey, it just part of what makes me so fun right? Maybe not. Anyway, I'm done complaining for now and I have some really exciting sexual things I want to talk about and I really believe I can get to some of them next time. No really!

All Asian Girls Look the Same. I Get That!

I know that to some people, everyone with slanty eyes looks the same. I get that. Although I'm a little better at telling the difference between northern Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) from Southeast Asian (Thai, Filipino, Cambodian, Vietnamese, etc), I have a lot of trouble just looking at someone and knowing which country within one of those groups someone falls into. So that brings us to me. I'm actually a Hawaiian/Japanese/White mix (I'm a total mutt but a cute one. This could explain why I love puppygirl play so much) but I'm told that I look like I'm Thai or Filipina. I get that. Brown skin, slanty eyes, dark hair. Makes sense. It doesn't bother me when someone who has no other information to go on other than my physical appearance gets it wrong.

The problem though is when someone has lots of other information and still gets it wrong. For example, I've been getting a lot of emails from people who have been to my website and still think I'm Thai or Filipina. I got an email a couple of days ago from a guy who was lamenting the fact that I'm so far away, in Manila and its too bad I couldn't be here in the U.S. where its closer to him I guess. I don't know if this guy was just totally confused or what but it made me wonder if this guy was even looking at the right website? Where did Manila come from? That was just wierd.

Still there are some interesting aspects about being Asian. I've already told you one which is often when I go to an Asian restaurant (Chinese, Thai, Japanese) I get job offers. Let's see, I can be a waitress, okey or I can be a bondage princess. I've said for a while that if someone opens a "slave restaurant" where the waitresses are slaves in chains, maybe I'll be a waitress there, but until that place opens up I think I'll stick to being a bondage princess. By the way, I'm using the word princess here. I like that. Some people seem to think that I'm a pornstar or minor celebrity, but I don't think I'm any kind of a star or anything else and I would have to have a big ego to believe that sort of thing and since I don't have a big ego, I'm sticking with bondage princess. This is actually a different subject though that we can get into another time. Anyway...

Some other things I've found interesting about being Asian. First, I've found that Asian guys generally figure they have a claim to me. There are times when if I'm out with a friend who isn't Asian, the Asian guys will either look at the guy funny or try and start trouble or in the least make a move if they guy goes to the bathroom. The last one is pretty normal though and not restricted to Asian guys. It really doesn't matter who I'm with, it seems as if I'm left alone for 2 minutes, I have a guy trying to get in my panties. I guess its good they don't know that I don't usually wear panties huh? (and another reason why despite requests, I do not sell my used panties to people). There are plenty of non Asian guys who either have "yellow fever" meaning they go exclusively for Asian girls or they know a cute girl like me when they see one. That's okey, its a nice ego boost for me to know that I'm a sexy enough little hottie that I can generate that kind of interest. I don't worry so much about the motivation because it usually won't go anywhere anyway, so its okey.

One thing I did adopt was the term "little brown fucking machine". I've used that a few times even here to describe myself because I like it a lot and I think it describes me very well. I know that its a term used by some guys, especially the sex tourist types who go off to Thailand or the Philippines pretty much just to get laid and the term describes the girls there who are prostitutes, but I think its a hot term, what can I say and even though I'm not a prostitute, I am a total whore and I like that about myself too. I don't buy into this double standard crap that its wrong for a woman to enjoy sex and be a whore but its okey and even good for a guy to do that? It's either good for everyone or its not. I've decided its good for me and certainly a lot of fun so that's why I like using those kinds of terms to describe myself. Plus it goes back to the self verbal humilation that I talked about a few weeks ago.

Also I've really enjoyed the few comments and thoughts I've gotten about some of the things I've been writing here. I know that most people will read and have nothing to say about it and that's cool, but if you do have a thought, don't be afraid to share it okey? So anyway, if you're Jewish, have a great passover. If you're Christian, have a great Easter and if you're not anything, have a great weekend. Isn't it neat how I wrapped that up like that.

Where's My Bumpy Dildo?

I think I had one of my most unproductive days ever yesterday. Sure, there were lots of things I could have done but what ended up happening was this:

First, yes of course I went to the gym and excercised because as I've explained before, I need to keep my little body in shape and after all, if I'm going to be a good little brown fucking machine, I need to have lots of energy right? For those of you without cocks, I can be your little brown sucking machine instead. Sound good? Okey, so moving on...

I really love it when people send me things. It makes me happy. I wrote a whole thing about how people used to send me more but then I had to stop it because of stalker issues but it turned into a whole long tangent and I decided that would be a better story told on a different day since that's not really what I'm talking about here.

Anyway, so I still get sent a lot of fun stuff by email like pictures, videos, links and its all fun. There was a really cool bondage video that I wanted to see for a while and someone sent it to me. That's good. But it's a huge file that took most of the day to download. That's bad. Now that its done, I can say its a really cool video thing. That's good. But while it was downloading I couldn't do anything on my computer, and yet I couldn't seem to walk away and go do something else. That's bad. Do you see a pattern forming yet?

In the end it was worth it. Its a really cute Asian girl who gets chained up with a metal collar connected to another girl and they are stripped, tortured and generally humiliated outdoors. I haven't seen all of it yet, I have to wait until I have some time and I can relax, pull my panties down a little, slip my hand between my legs and enjoy it properly. There's a right way and a wrong way to enjoy a porn movie. The right way is to either be playing with yourself the whole time (whether you're a guy or girl doesn't matter) or at least have someone else there to play with and to play with you. The wrong way is to watch it like you're watching Star Wars or some other mainstream movie. The point is pleasure, right? See, now that I've told you about it I can see I'm going to have to try and share clips of it, so keep an eye out for that.

Anyway, today has been more productive already. Now if I can just find my bumpy dildo, things will really be looking up!

Maliia's Weekend of Candles and Funnel Cakes

I have no idea where the weekend goes. Seriously. Do you have this problem too? One minute its Friday and the next thing you know its Monday morning. If I had a normal life where I had to go to an office with a cubicle or something on Monday mornings, then that would really suck for me. Luckily, I spent my Monday morning surfing north of Malibu. At least I have my priorities in order.

Seriously though, I'm having trouble remembering how I spent all that time and I know I wasn't drunk or anything. We're not talking about "The Lost Weekend" or anything here. On Saturday I spent most of the day at a museum with a couple of friends and then we had lunch and walked around on Melrose for a little while looking at the shops and buying little stupid things. I got some really nice smelling lemongrass scented candles. I love to take bubble baths (I know it's totally cliche...girl in the bubble bath, whatever) and I like to do a whole thing about it and have candles everywhere and drink some wine too sometimes. It's nice. I like to put oils and salts in the water and I like the scented candles and the lemongrass flavor reminded me of a spa so I thought hey Maliia, why not turn the bathroom into a spa. It's a lot cheaper than actually going to one too!

So if I wanted for this little posting to be sexual, I could go into detail about how I generally play with myself when I'm in the bath and I tend to cum a lot when I do that (but this wouldn't be a suprise to anyone because I pretty much play with myself all the time). Sure, there's no substitute for the real thing but sometimes its nice when you can just lie there and press all the right buttons. Of course I could also talk about how much fun it is to have someone in the tub with me. Our bodies smooth and slippery, sliding against each other in the warm water. That's hot. I love to take a bubble bath with someone else. Notice how I'm not being very specific there? I didn't say with a guy or a girl because I like them both. I like baths with a girl because often she can appreciate the relaxation of it as much as me and she is smooth and we can play with each other in the water. But sometimes a guy is nice too, especially to be fucked in the tub and water flies everywhere. That's hot.

But since this isn't really a sexual posting and I've now gone way way off the subject which in case you forgot was about me buying candles, not about taking baths, I'm going to try to get back on the point even though I know you'd rather I stayed naked in the bathtub insted of buying candles on Melrose. Anyway, so I went out for drinks on Saturday which was nice, nothing too fancy or wild and then I went to a festival on Sunday with a friend (and by friend I mean girl who I mostly have vanilla lesbian sex with but will do bondage with from time to time as well). Anyway, it was kind of an arts thing with people selling little carvings, paintings, glass art and stuff. Pretty cool but I didn't see any art I wanted and it was all pretty expensive anyway. I did get a funnel cake though (remember, I love sweets totally) and that was good.

Then Sunday night I took care of some website issues (I put a lot of time into this thing) including updating the featured story and photo and I watched the Sopranos too. I don't really want TV that much but this is one of the few shows I actually like. So now I've totally babbled about all kinds of things, none of which is really related to any of the rest but at least now you know how I spent my weekend.

Maliia's Sexy Shoe Fetish, or, Why her Tongue Loves Leather!

I was doing some shopping yesterday because of course that's what those of us with tits and pussies are supposed to do and I saw a really sexy pair of black platform high heel shoes. These were definately fuck me heels and I just love the way I look in really high heels, both because it makes me super sexy and it makes my legs look great. So naturally I bought them and they weren't that expensive so it all worked out nicely.

I would say I have a shoe fetish and in that catagory I'm also putting boots. I have a lot of very sexy heels and boots because they just make me feel so slutty when I wear them. It's not just me though, I get hot when I see another girl in a really sexy pair of heels too. I've never had much of a foot fetish. The idea of sucking on toes or licking feet just doesn't do anything for me so its not my thing, though in all fairness I understand there's plenty of people out there who do like feet and since mine are so cute and small it seems that people with foot fetishes particularly like mine. Anyway...

I can admit I have this shoe fetish though. If a girl had a really sexy pair of heels or boots, sure I would get on my knees to lick them or run my tongue around on the tip or even suck on the heel like it was a thin little cock (see, I really am a good little slanty eyed cocksucker). I love it when I've been licking on a shoe and it glistens with my saliva and my saliva is dripping off the edge of it. That's very hot.

Want to know a secret about me? Seriously, you can't tell though because I'll be embarassed. Sometimes when I'm home alone and I get really horny, I'll put on some fetish clothes and take out a pair of my sexy fuck me heels and start licking the outside. I'll just kneel on the floor of the closet with the boots out and just lick the leather or pvc while my hand is between my legs, flickering against my little clit and pressing in and out of my juicy hole. This is totally true. When I get horny I have very little control over myself, and I'm usually pretty horny. I have a pretty small collection of "everyday" shoes. Just the usual, tennis shoes, cute little Timberlands, flip flops and a few others. Most of my collection is definately sex shoes and boots. Mostly black and red, usually patent leather, pvc. I have half boots, knee highs and I just got a new pair of thigh highs a couple of months ago that look great with fishnets and a pvc garter. I'm getting horny and wet right now sharing this with you. I'm such a slut, aren't I?

I was at one of these internet conventions in Las Vegas, the ones where everyone promotes different programs and websites and whatever. I went to a party at one of the big casinos and I started talking to this really cute girl who had on the hottest shiny black PVC thigh high boots with a really high heel. She explained she was a dominatrix and I explained I was a submissive. We chatted for a bit (she was seriously cute) and then she asked why my eyes kept looking at her boots. I said that I thought they were beautiful. I must have subconsciously licked my lips or something because she asked me if I would like to clean them for her. I suddenly felt a stirring inside me and the fact that it was a crowded party filled with lots of strange people made it even hotter. Of course I responded yes Mistress and I knelt down in front of her and she put her leg in front of my face. I must have knelt there licking up and down her boot for 20 minutes with my tongue running against the smooth shiny surface. It was so hot and my pussy was SO wet after that. I really wanted to do more but she was there to network or promote (as I guess I should have been doing too) so eventually my soft little tongue and I had to stop. Still, it was very exciting.

So that's the thing. If you have a foot or leg fetish then I think you'll love my feet. I do love foot massages and if you want to lick them or whatever, I don't mind. I keep things pretty clean and usually wear open shoes so there's not a problem or anything. On the other hand, if you're a girl who likes heels and boots as much as I do, be careful if you see me because I might start licking your boots for you. On the other hand, if you're like me then when you see my sexy shoes and boots, I may find you on your knees licking my shoes and calling me Mistress. I might like that too.

Can You Understand me Now? I SAID...

Its funny but after I posted my observation about all the white people with the Asian characters tattood on them, someone shared an article that was in the Washington Post about the same thing, that all these white people were getting Chinese and Japanese character tattoos and either they had no idea what the tattoo meant or the tattoo actually meant something totally different from what they thought (because let's face it, if you don't understand the language you're having tattood on, how can you know if you're getting the right thing). The real funny thing is that apparently anyone with slanty eyes can understand all Asian looking characters. I get asked about Chinese and Japanese characters a lot. I actually know a little of the Japanese but not much. It's not limited to just white people though (we call them haoles in Hawaii), I get dozens of job offers every year from Chinese, Thai and Japanese restaurants. Seriously. Like if I go to one particular one more than 3 or 4 times, the owner will often come over and ask if I need a job. See, its the slanty eyes again. The funniest thing anyone ever said to me about it though was a guy who asked me how I could see out of them. Come on, they're not THAT slanty, are they?

Okey, so anyway in the forums someone asked me a question about surfing. See, they were paying attention and noticed that I mentioned that I surf (I mentioned that in a blog posting last week I think) and they were curious about some stuff. You can go read the original question and my response in the forum so I'm not going to go into that here, but of course if you have any questions about any of that stuff for me, you can always ask okey? Anyway, the guy had a little pidgin in his note and it got me thinking about how I used to talk and write compared to now (pidgin is the way a lot of Hawaiian people talk among themselves). For example, you wouldn't say I have no money, you would say I no mo kala. Or you wouldn't say touch me there because it turns me on, you would say touch me deah, I going come mane'o. Basically its pidgin because its a mix of Hawaiian and English. Make sense right? Well, probably not unless you live there I guess which would make you a kama 'aina.

Anyway, so the point is that I went and reread an interview I gave to some adult magazine a few years ago and gah, I sound like so stupid. I've tried really hard to communicate in normal English and not use very much of the pidgin (though I definately fall back into it when I go to visit my hale and ohana (home and family). Seriously. Half of what I said was Hawaiian/English pidgin and I'm surprised they kept it like that. When I would answer emails or whatever, that still had a lot of pidgin in it too. It's a wonder anyone understood me here on the mainland, or maybe they didn't but they liked my little body so it didn't matter to them huh? So I guess as we'd say in pidgin, I've become haolefied which is to become like mainland white people, but at least people can understand me now.

Sweating with Hot Thai Chicks!

Last night was a fun night. I went out to a club with my Thai friend again (she loves to go to the dance clubs and she's so cute and fun that I can't resist). It was a very cool like trendy kind of club but one of those techno dance kind of places. You know the ones with the pounding music and we had these glow bracelets and necklaces and it was just a lot of fun. It was SO hot though. I wore a little small strap tank top that cut off just above my belly and jeans and believe me...I was a hot Asian chick!

Seriously though, it was so hot. I was just covered in sweat. I mean literally. It was just dripping off my nose and down my body. All of my skin was totally glistening and shiny from the sweat. Everyone was sweating though. There were two guys dancing near us who were totally checking us out. One was kinda cute, the other not so much but both of them looked like they just stepped out of the shower. Of course I think I looked that way too and I spent like an hour on my hair too! Seriously. You may think looking this cute comes naturally but it takes work. See my hair tends to get really big and go all over the place so I have to use a hot straightener on it to flatten and straighten it out after each time I wash it. Hey, a girl has to look her best right?

See, one of the things I like about my Thai friend is she likes to tease the boys (and some girls too) as much as I do. We danced together and were grinding on each other while the boys looked on with their tongues hanging out. We just had so much fun though. Anyway that brings me to the question that I started thinking about. I saw a lot of white guys and a few white girls too with Chinese symbol tattoos. Just because I have slanty eyes doesn't mean I know anything about Chinese, my Thai friend doesn't know about that either because of course Thai is a totally different language, but we looked around and we didn't see any of the Asians there with Chinese symbol tattoos, only the white people.

So what was up with that? I asked a few people about it. A couple knew what the symbol meant and said it was some spiritual expression or had some meaning. But there were other people who had no clue. They made up some bullshit about how it was a connection to eastern mythology or something like that but they couldn't tell you what the character actually means. Maybe its just me but if I had something tattood on my body, I'd want to make damn sure I knew exactly what it was and what it meant. Having something mystical or sexy or whatever is cool, having some guy's grocery list tattood on your body in Chinese is uncool.

Seriously though, it seems more and more that Asian is the in trend thing. Asian food, Asian art, Asian symbols and characters. I read a poll yesterday that said the number of baldng losers landing hot Asian chicks is up 15% so far this year. Is that even a real poll? The nice thing is I was born this way. Here's an example. I went to a club about a year ago that was having an Asian fetish night. If you showed up either in fetish clothes or in Oriental style, you got half off the cover charge. I showed up in a fetish dress and argued they should let me in for free since I AM an Asian and I'm in a fetish. Despite how cute I am, I still had to pay the half charge. Well that's not true. I went with one of my gay friends and he paid. Gay guys are such fun to hang out with. Seriously. Anyway, I think I'll have to talk more about this whole Asian thing another time, it's a big subject! Does this entry sound kind of rambling and all over the place today? I think so too.

Okey, also, I hope you guys enjoyed my little April fools joke yesterday. If not. I don't care. If anyone is having any trouble with any part of the webcage, please let me know okey? That way we can get things straightened out. Chances are, if something affects you, it probably affects other people too. For some reason my saying of the week is cool beenie weenies. Don't ask why. It makes me sound cool.

I'm Giving Up Sex and Deviance to Find My Moral Values...Sorry.

Recently I met some very nice people who I got to know and they helped me see clearly that the way I've led my life hasn't been right. I've come to embrace the Lord and I want to accept his love in my heart. In order to do that, I need to change my ways that have led me astray. I've strayed off of god's path and straight into the devil's hands. I have come to realize that my sexual promiscuity is sinful and not what the Lord would have wanted for me, and that any type of sexual activity that is not in purely for procreation purposes is against the word of God, particularly if it happens outside the sacred institution of marriage. I have further come to realize that this website is an abomination. An evil altar to pray to all that is wicked and unholy.

I have decided to take a vow of chastity until marriage. To cleanse my wicked body and dirty soul so that when I die I can be accepted into God's kingdom and walk with him for all eternity. There can be no doubt that I have misunderstood for too long those who tried so hard to save my soul from eternal damnation. That giving up easy sex and disgusting fetish habits such as bondage is clearly the only way to enter God's good graces. I have sinned but now I ask forgiveness and I hope the rest of you who gain such pleasure from viewing smut and pornography and engaging in unholy and vile sexual acts will also allow the light of the Lord to shine upon your souls so that you too may enter the kingdom of heaven when you are called back to the Lord.

This is what my new friends have made me come to realize and so I will be burning all of my disgusting fetish outfits so that I can dress more like a proper lady, the way the Lord intended and I will resist the temptation to pleasure myself which is sinful and against the word of God....or not.

APRIL FOOLS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE. DON'T FORGET TO GO FOOL SOMEONE YOU LOVE TOO.

Small print footnote: I have no problem with people who have faith and religion, that's great for them as long as they don't try and push their stuff on others. It seems that many of the moral complainers of my lifestyle and website tend to use their religion as a reasoning for why what I do is wrong when really it may be wrong for them but that doesn't mean its wrong for me or for you. The point of this wasn't to offend anyone who has strong values based in religion but rather to have a nice April Fools joke while pointing out that if you do believe strongly that we are all God's work, then surely sex, love and pleasure are God's work too and to deny ourselves that is to shun God's work which is probably a bad thing on so many levels. After all, how can you say you love God and God's work while saying that part of God's work is wrong and sinful.

Perhaps the reason why sex is so fun is because procreation is so important huh? If it weren't fun, no one would do it and we would have died off as a species thousands of years ago. Yes I still love sex, I love bondage, I love masturbating myself and I love you too! If anyone has any moral outrage or complaints about this, please address them to the brick wall behind you.